Every extraction pipeline I have ever pointed at a language model shares the same dirty secret: the JSON comes back almost valid. Almost is where the bugs live, because almost passes your eyes and then fails your schema at midnight. So I built a loop where the model grades its own homework, then let it run for 48 hours on a free server to see what breaks. The experiment The idea was simple: take plain-text payloads that look like webhook bodies, extract five fields against a smal...