The ask was small. Once a month, post a summary of how the website is doing into Slack, so nobody has to log into five separate tools to find out. Five tools, because that is what measuring a website honestly takes now: analytics for traffic, Search Console for how people arrive, a second cookieless analytics tool as a cross-check, the email platform for sign-ups, and the error tracker for whether anything is broken. Each has its own login, its own interface, and its own way of framing the sa...