Every bootstrapped SaaS founder hits the same wall. You've built a product. You have organic signups. You're at $3-5K MRR growing 5% per month. At this rate, you'll hit $1M ARR in approximately... never. The conventional wisdom says: hire a salesperson. But you can't afford one. A decent SaaS AE costs $80-120K base plus commission, and the good ones want to sell for funded companies with brand recognition. Here's the good news: you don't need a sales team to reach $1M ARR. You need a syste...