Twenty questions, five assistants, one day. Asked by name they found us; asked for the job they mostly did not; and what they said about us came from copies of us, not from us. On 2026-10-24 we asked five AI assistants the same twenty questions, five of them by name: the studio's or our own product's. Asked by name, they found us. Asked for the job, they rarely did. Several quoted prices we had changed six days earlier, an old phone number, a wrong founding year, and another business's revie...