Every team shipping an agent has the same meeting. Someone asks "is it ready?" and the room splits. One person saw a great demo. Another watched it invent a refund policy an hour ago. The argument runs in circles because nobody agreed what "ready" means, so the loudest opinion wins and the agent ships on a vibe. Making an AI agent production-ready is not a moment of confidence. It is a bar you write down before you build, then measure against. This post is about that bar: why agents need a di...