Over the past week my feed filled up with posts of the same shape: someone hands an AI agent fifty-odd dollars, walks away, and comes back to thousands. I run a small, boring, fully logged trading system myself, so I checked five of these claims against primary sources: on-chain pool data, official fee schedules, the projects' own sites and the authors' own public demos. I used the same five questions every time: Is there verifiable evidence, such as a public wallet or trade history? W...