ok so I've been putting off writing this because it's kind of embarrassing but whatever. two of us, both engineers, been at this thing for 11 months. it actually works, we have it running, it's not one of those "we have a landing page and a dream" situations. and we have exactly zero people paying us. zero. eleven months. what we built, without the pitch: it's software that hooks into security cameras a business already has and tells them when something actually matters is happenin...