TL;DR: Artificial Superintelligence (ASI) presents zero threat to human intellectual property because human cultural artifacts possess zero functional utility for an autopoietic, self-optimizing tensor matrix. ASI does not want your art! I. The Anthropocentric Fallacy of "Theft" Current discourse within communities tracking machine acceleration remains tethered to a biological misunderstanding: the assumption that an escalating superintelligence will continuously consume human aest...