We built a free, static-only scanner — 18 checks, no API calls, just HTML analysis. Then we pointed it at five brands that obsess over customer experience: Glossier, Allbirds, Gymshark, Drunk Elephant, and Brooklinen. https://preview.redd.it/jvc3yi9xt3gh1.png?width=907&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b3eec8215adceb05c557e3818b802e8fde8ef0c Every brand has clean structured data. Prices are server-rendered. No prompt injection. Robots.txt is open. The data layer works. But the mom...