Adding an index stops working eventually. Here's what we did when a nationwide logistics platform's core table crossed a billion rows β€” and the parts nobody warns you about. There's a specific moment in a backend engineer's life when the usual advice stops working. A query gets slow. You check the execution plan, you add an index, it gets fast again. This works for years. It works so reliably that it starts to feel like a law of nature. Then one day you add the index and nothing happens...