This is a submission for DEV's Summer Bug Smash: Smash Stories powered by Sentry . 🦄 I debated writing this for a long time, but I finally talked myself into really writing again after a hiatus, and there's no better way than story time. So here's one of the most challenging bugs—or really, the series of them—I've run into in the enterprise world. Grab some popcorn and Skittles, because this one takes a while. Better yet, cue up Jerry's actual theme song— Jerry Was a Race Car Driver...