Last time I told you to bring coffee. I did. This one didn't start at 2 a.m. — it started at 10:40 on a perfectly ordinary Tuesday, which, if anything, is worse. There's a particular kind of dread that only arrives in full daylight, when you're well-rested and caffeinated and therefore have no excuse for not understanding what's happening. And I did not understand what was happening. Welcome back to Troubleshooting Kubernetes . Today's episode is about the most unsettling category of outage ...