If you ship a React Native / Expo app to the App Store, you know the ritual. Open the Apple Developer portal, create a bundle identifier, tick the capability checkboxes, generate a provisioning profile, pick the right certificate. Then hop over to the Expo dashboard, create the EAS app, wire up credentials, add your environment variables one screen at a time. It works, until you have to do it again for a second app, or a second environment, or a teammate needs to know why a capability is enab...