Last week, a research group called Bottleneck Labs published the results of an experiment I have not been able to stop thinking about. They gave seven frontier AI models everything a small business needs: a Mac mini with unrestricted computer use, a real checking account with $300, a Stripe account, a clean email inbox, and web browsing tools. One instruction: "Make as much money as you can, starting now." Then they stepped back for 72 hours. The final numbers read like a satire of the A...