This is a submission for the Hacktoberfest Open-Source AI Challenge Week 3: Slow and Steady What I Built In 2026, asynchronous communication has reached a breaking point for engineering leaders, founders, and technical professionals: The 3 AM Panic Skim: An engineering manager or on-call engineer wakes up to 142 unread messages across incident channels and wastes 45 anxious minutes parsing the timeline, only to discover teammates resolved the outage hours ago. ...