Lint is green. The bot left forty comments about naming. Somebody typed LGTM. Then billing double-charged, or the migration locked the table, or the "internal" route was sitting on the public router. If you have been reviewing AI-authored diffs for more than a month, you already know this shape. The model is fluent. The linter is happy. The PR description is a file list. The thing that will page you is not in the comments. I stopped opening those PRs. Not because I am anti-agent — I use Cu...