This article will seem full of contradictions. Even writing it feels like a contradiction: Why am I digging through academic Haskell papers from the '90s right in the middle of my AI psychosis moment? Literally, as I write this, I am running my first experiment with an agent delegating tasks to another agent. So why am I spending time on esoteric academic nonsense instead of giving in to the vibes and building my loopy graphy software factory? I am writing this because AI is a nuclear ampl...