Crypto companies across Europe are rushing to "stop looking like crypto" — killing gradients, dark mode, and glow in favor of clean, bank-like restraint. The driver isn't taste, it's MiCA: a licensed company that still looks like a 2021 DeFi protocol has a credibility problem. But there's a trap. Everyone fleeing the old aesthetic is converging on the same new monoculture — the same off-white, the same restrained type — so "clean" now just means looking like everyone else who cleaned up. The dee...