Instead of seeking forgiveness, scripture is marshaled in your defense. You confess a sin or petty lapse, and the Counselor for the Defense delivers his case in King James cadence, citing bible verses. You can pick between Jesus, Esq. (default), Gym-bro Jesus, and Surfer Christ. Try it: www.jesuschristesq.com submitted by /u/chrisaaron [link] [comments]