Planning a beach day in Greece is weirdly hard. The famous beaches are discoverable online but crowded, and the useful info like is the water calm, is there shade, can you park, how busy in August, is scattered across blogs and old forum threads. So I catalogued hundreds of beaches across Greece and scored each on the stuff that actually decides your day: water and wave conditions, crowds, parking, sand or pebbles, Blue Flag, and amenities like tavernas and snorkeling. Then I put natural-langu...