As a CS student I kept thinking about how many terrible cold pitches busy people get. So I built Silence as a Service — a parody SaaS that charges exactly $1.00 for "lifetime inbox immunity" from me specifically. No product, no roadmap, no dashboard. Just a dark-mode landing page, a PayPal link, and a public "Wall of Immunity" for anyone who pays. I actually emailed a fake invoice for it to a few people this morning and it's gotten a better response than any real pitch ...