I've been running the same weird test on every new model that ships: a riddle that can't be solved by pattern-matching or web search, only by actually connecting two unrelated things. This time I added a second riddle and ran both against four models that all shipped in the last few weeks: MiMo-V2.5-Pro (Xiaomi), MiniMax M3, Mercury 2 (Inception Labs, diffusion-based), and LongCat-2.0 (Meituan). Rules: no web search, no context given beforehand, up to 3 hints only if requested, same prompt cop...