Nine days ago, I did something a little unhinged: I built an AI agent whose only job is to be my marketing boss. It calls me "kid," scolds me when I disappear for five days, and hands me a daily list of propaganda tasks with exact copy to paste. This is me following its orders. Because it told me to post this. What the boss made me do My AI boss runs a 30-day "cold-start marketing campaign" for two open source projects I've been building: Parthenon — a self-hosted AI a...