This is a submission for the Hacktoberfest Open-Source AI Challenge Week 3: Slow and Steady What I Built It's Friday night. Tomorrow is a PyWorks workshop, {{RSVPS_EXAMPLE}} people have RSVP'd, and the volunteer group chat has exactly one question: "Ilang pizza?" (How many pizzas?) I volunteer with Python Philippines (PythonPH), an all-volunteer community: 3,394 members on Meetup, 77 past events listed. We run weekday-evening PyMeets talks at offices in BGC and Makati,...