I even got it to make a chapter one and it's actually pretty funny: Chapter One: The Brooding Began Immediately The first thing Penelope Butterworth noticed about the stranger was that he was absurdly, catastrophically handsome. The second thing she noticed was that he had parked a dragon outside her coffee shop. It wasn't even a metaphorical dragon. It was eight feet tall, violet, mildly smoking, and wearing what appeared to be a leather saddle embroidered with tiny Celtic knots. &quo...