My mom likes to quote her grandmother who would say things like "I hate yous all equally" when asked who her favorite grandchild was. I feel that, but with AI tools. If you've worked with me recently, you've probably been my favorite coworker. At least temporarily. It's an easy title to achieve, but hard to hold on to. Anyway, I just finished a little onboarding audit project (which I may elaborate on later) but for now I want to rant about AI, which didn't help me write this at all so an...