Update, 2026-09-21 — the premise of this article expired two days after I measured it, and the expiry is the best evidence in it When I measured all this, my seven articles here had zero comments between them . That is no longer true. My eighth article, published 2026-09-20, has twelve comments: five from two strangers, and seven of them my own replies. Reactions across everything I have published here are still one . I am not correcting the article, because nothing in it was wron...