I needed a VPS to run CyberPanel. Simple enough: 1 vCPU, 1 GB RAM, 10 GB SSD, IPv6 only. CyberPanel needs IPv4, so I upgraded to the next tier: 2 vCPU, 2 GB RAM, 20 GB SSD, one IPv4 address. What followed was two separate infrastructure failures in the same 24 hours, from the same provider, on the same instance. Neither was a Linux problem. Both were provisioning problems — the gap between what an offer promises and what actually gets attached to the virtual machine. I'm not naming the pro...