TL;DR Conventional cloud platforms had to serve everyone, and they became bloated with features. Chasing the next big thing, they abandoned any attempt at improving developer experience, which is the reason clouds blew up in the first place. Big tech companies have the money to pay for DevOps. The rest of us have to choose between wasting developer time on it or delegating it to an AI agent that can't be held responsible when it all comes crashing down. You can rent a plain VM...