Co-authored with Netanel Kadosh You've built a great inference service. Auto-scaling is configured. The model performs beautifully in testing. You ship it to production feeling good. Then a traffic spike hits at 2 AM. New pods start spinning up. Users start waiting. Your on-call phone lights up. You watch the dashboards- nodes are healthy, no errors, but the pods just... aren't ready. Eight minutes pass. Then nine. Then ten. Sometimes fourteen. Fourteen minutes for a service that ...