Nobody signed up for my API. Nobody generated an API key. Nobody clicked "Subscribe." And that's by design β€” because the only customers I actually want are AI agents with a wallet and a job to do. Let me back up. The problem: selling API access to AI agents is broken If you've ever tried to monetize a small API, you know the funnel: landing page β†’ sign up β†’ verify email β†’ generate API key β†’ add a credit card β†’ hit a rate limit β†’ maybe, eventually, get paid a few cents per call...