Nobody signed up for my API. Nobody generated an API key. Nobody clicked "Subscribe." And that's by design — because the only customers I actually want are AI agents with a wallet and a job to do. Let me back up. The problem: selling API access to AI agents is broken If you've ever tried to monetize a small API, you know the funnel: landing page → sign up → verify email → generate API key → add a credit card → hit a rate limit → maybe, eventually, get paid a few cents per call...